It's good to be back.It's been about 9 months since my, er...death. Can anyone, uh, fill me in on what's been going on in the world during my absence? I'd appreciate it.
((OFDENSEN IS ALIVE. HELL YEAH.
ALSO HE LOOKS PRETTY DAMN SEXY OUT-OF-SUIT.))
| Charles Foster Ofdensen is Dethklok's manager, legal counsel, and CFO, the latter also incidentally being his initials. He acts alternately as the voice of reason against Dethklok's constant disregard of law and logic and the reluctant enabler of their behavior. He acts as manager, lawyer, and advisor to Dethklok, protecting the band against everything from slowing record sales to themselves. His general personality can be described as bookish and analytical, with little patience for humor; however, loyalty to the "boys" seems to be his primary motivation. Except for in cases where the band's safety or reputation is on the line, Ofdensen is mostly ambivalent towards most of the violence and mayhem that surround the band. Ofdensen has performed or ordered numerous acts of brutality. However his violent acts are always quite calculated and direct to a surgical degree and done with clear objectives in mind to protect the band. He has no problem ordering others to be beaten or killed (Dr. Rockzo in particular, whom he orders to be beaten and tortured twice). Ofdensen also has secret contacts with the leaders of the United Nations, because so much of their economies depend on Dethklok sales; this allows him a global license to instantly and secretly trace, capture, torture and imprison all those who illegally download or record Dethklok's music. Ofdensen displays exceptional skill in close-quarters combat.. |
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i want to get very sloppy!!!
not a couple of drinks okay? =3
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Some peephole think im artist...I BET THE DIPHER!!!
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Also. That's property of Dethklok Incorporated. Please get off it.
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We'll try, but, uh, no promises. Or anything.
((Of course it will, they're Dethklok! XD It's impossible for them to go somewhere without maiming some poor bystander, at the very least...))
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